Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

It's no secret that we're pretty competitive at our house. However, we believe in competing with dignity, grace and integrity. And that is why I must announce: I WON!!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I beat John at Monopoly again. After two days, my total net worth was over $12,000. While John had compiled an impressive negative $3,000 in assetts! Basically, I kicked his little monopoly butt!

Highlight of my life!

Today I achieved a feat that few people have ever accomplished. For years, smart and capable individuals have ambitiously lined up in the hope of reaching the impossible. I have beat John Marvin Harper at monopoly. No, not just beat, pounded into the ground. I spanked him! Now I can die happy.